New Reality TV Show to Wow Viewers

Are you tired of the same old reality TV shows that can't seem to come up with any original ideas? Well The Reality Channel is about to fix that and make your world a better place. CEO of Reality Inc. has just issued a press release announcing the newest and most original reality show to air on the company's ever so popular channel. It will be called Keeping Up With America's Next Top Teen Mom. Catchy right?

This completely original, fresh, new show is projected to bring in millions and become the most popular reality show on the air. It will be completely real in every way, from the over-dramatized fights to the fact that there will be cameras monitoring real peoples lives, which of course is what happens in reality. Subjects are currently being hand-picked for their ability to act like an idiot on national television and to wake up with their makeup magically already on.

This show will appeal to viewers of all ages who feel the need to see their own lives in a better light. Though there is always the risk that they will begin to see their lives as boring and will then feel the need to get pregnant at 16 and get a lot of money by being on the show*.

So tune in on Friday nights at 10/9 central to watch real people live their dramatic, real lives!

*Reality Inc. is not responsible for any bad decisions you make in your life, though if they are bad enough, get in touch and you may just be our next big star.

Attention Mall Shoppers - New Escalators

Since none of us in our busy, hectic lives have the energy to climb those horrid creations called stairs, the local mall has come up with an ingenious solution. New Escalators from the sidewalk to mall doors to arrive soon.

Mall developers claim that this measure will save mall-goers an average of 100 calories each trip. Calories that they can then use for more important activities such as watching TV, yelling at other drivers in the mall parking lot, and eating cookies.

One mall frequenter was asked her opinion of the new additions and responded, "Well, y'all really know how to make our lives easier. I mean, those three or five steps are really unnecessary if you ask me."

Developers say that there will still be the traditional stairs next to the escalators for those "tree-hugging, granola-head hippies who like to exercise and try to make the rest of us feel bad."

Here is a picture of what these new life-savers will look like: