Sunday, December 4, 2011

Crazy Radical Democrat Threatens the Sanctity of Our Country

            Sound the alarms my friends. Our country and our future as a race of beings is in grave peril. We must stop this madness at once or our greatest fear will come true, and we will be forever doomed. Communism will rise once again, and this time, even closer to home. What is this peril I speak of? Well my fellow citizens, it is a solitary man. Do not be fooled, he is not merely a man; he has the capability to turn our whole world into a nightmare.
            Why? Because his radical leftist views are quite frankly, the worst the world has ever seen, including those of Lenin and Mao. He has this crazy idea that rich people should share with the “less fortunate,” if we can even call them that. I mean come on, they don’t have to pay taxes, they get free food from soup kitchens, what else do they want from us? He also seems to be under the impression that some of these “less fortunates” got in that situation, not by their own fault, which we all know is true, but because of circumstances beyond their control. Pssh, such foolishness.
            And there’s more. Yes, unfortunately there seems to be no end to the blasphemy that spews from this man’s mouth. He also advocates for complete separation of church and state. Isn’t it enough that we had to put it in our constitution in order to placate those who believe that such nonsense is morally right? This country was founded by Christians and is run by Christians. Therefore, it is unnecessary to separate religion from our political actions. I mean what are a few diverse groups and peoples who may not have the same views as us?
            In essence, this man is the very reason the world is in such turmoil. His morals and values seek to threaten those of us who were smart enough and resourceful enough to become mega-millionaires or powerful politicians. He simply must be stopped before he corrupts our entire country, especially our children, whose education he wants to improve, even if it means reallocating funds from defense to education. Ridiculous, I know. 

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